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Simulated boss · its fight replayed in 2 min

Every buy hits the boss.

The dev's reserved bag is a health bar with 12 segments. Buys hit it, sells heal it. Every segment that falls burns a slice of the dev bag on-chain, in front of everyone. A burn never comes back.

Boss, a horned red monsterDEFEATED
HP
12/12
Current segment
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Next segment can fall
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Burned so far
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Net damage
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Three numbers run the fight.

No randomness, no AI, no hidden switch. The same trades always give the same boss, and anyone can replay it.

0.05%

One point of damage for every 0.05% of the supply bought and kept. Sells heal the same way. Only the net counts.

10 points

A segment falls every 10 net points. Healing never revives a fallen segment: its burn is already sent.

10 min

The brake: one segment per 10 minutes, four at most in the first hour. Extra damage is kept for the next one.

And two safety nets: the first segment falls at 30 minutes no matter what, and whatever still stands at 30 days burns.

Launch here, not straight on Stonks.

Same full launch on Raydium LaunchLab, signed by your own wallet. Here, your coin gets a boss that gives holders a reason to stay for the next segment.

Trading fees are Stonks' own: 1% StonkFun and 0.25% Raydium per trade, 0% creator. Boss takes nothing, holds no funds and has no treasury.

  • You are the creator

    Your wallet signs the creation and your dev buy in one transaction. No bundle, no launch fee.

  • A living object

    The health bar moves with every trade. There is always a next segment and a countdown.

  • Burns signed in advance

    You pre-sign one burn per slice before launch. The site only submits what you signed, when a segment falls.

  • A dev bag nobody has to guess

    Reserved, burned and free shares are on the coin page, live, in percent of supply.

What exactly is the boss's health?

A share of the dev's own buy, reserved at launch (50% of it by default, 25% at least). It is cut into 12 slices: four small, four medium, four large. Each slice is a burn the dev signs before launch.

Can a whale kill the boss in one buy?

No. At most one segment falls every 10 minutes, and at most four in the first hour. Extra points are kept and drop the next segments as soon as the brake allows.

What if the dev sells?

Dev sells heal double and show in red. If the dev sells into the reserved part, every standing segment falls at once and the coin page says so.

Does Boss hold my funds or take a fee?

No. Boss has no treasury, no vault and no wallet of its own. The only fees are the ones Stonks charges on every trade.